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If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......

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djofull asked: How long is acceptable for pubic hair


Answer:

Hi best friend, well basically what I do is I shave around the outside of the ‘pubic mound’ so it’s in a neat little box and I leave it to grow until it becomes uncomfortable for me and then I trim it, so like just do that and let it grow and find a length that’s good for you :) I always shave the rest of my vagina though, but I mainly leave the ‘pubic mound’ to go wild. Cus if you don’t shave the rest it’s a bit difficult for whoever is trying to tackle that forest and eat you out lmao

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

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